Jokes

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when
one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. "Don't you
have at least one other golf ball?", he asked. The other guy replied
that no, he only needed the one. "Are you sure?", the friend persisted.
"What happens if you lose that ball?" The other guy replied, "This is
a very special golf ball. I won't lose it so I don't need another one.
" Well," the friend asked, "what happens if you miss your shot and the
ball goes in the lake?" "That's okay," he replied, "this special golf
ball floats. I'll be able to retrieve it." "Well what happens if you
hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?"
The other guy replied, "That's okay too. You see, this special golf
ball has a homing beacon. I'll be able to get it back - no problem."
Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late,
the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap. What are
you going to do then?" "No problem," says the other guy, "you see,
this ball is fluourescent. I'll be able to see it in the dark."
Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend
asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"
The other guy replies, "I found it."
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